I swear I’m not a grinch, although I have been accused of being “that guy” who believes Christmas has been overcommercialized to the point where nearly everything has lost the lustrous innocence from our childhood, including music. Radio stations, for instance, trample over one another worse than rampaging shoppers on Black Friday to play the most “festive” songs as early as humanly possible. (You know who you are!)
Now, I don’t think everything absorbed auditorily in the leadup to the birth of Santa is ALL bad. There are a number of ho-ho-holiday tunes that y’know, actually ROCK, and that I admittedly enjoy. I’ve dug deep into my velvety red gift bag and come up with a playlist I would consider tolerable as you trudge your way through the mall. No Biebers or Bublés like that year when they incredulously duked it out for JUNO Album of the Year. And don’t expect to hear some of these out of your TV’s speakers as you cozy up to the fireplace channel either. Consider it my present to you!
- Christmas Treat – Julian Casablancas
- Don’t Shoot Me Santa – The Killers
- Let Me Sleep (It’s Christmas Time) – Pearl Jam
- Nothing for Christmas – New Found Glory
- We Wish You A Merry Christmas – Weezer
- Fairytale of New York (feat. Kirsty MacColl) – The Pogues
- Oi To The World – No Doubt
- My First X-Mas (As A Woman) – The Vandals
- Hark! The Herald Angels Sing – Bad Religion
- Merry Christmas (I Don’t Wanna Fight Tonight) – Ramones
- Christmas Lights – Coldplay
- The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late) – Tegan and Sara
- Christmas Wrapping (with Iggy Pop) – Kylie Minogue
- Candy Cane Children – The White Stripes
- If Santa Don’t Bring You No Funk (feat. Wide Mouth Mason) – Big Sugar
- Soulful Christmas – James Brown
- Christmas In Hollis – Run–D.M.C.
- Jingle Cats Medley – Jingle Cats
- I Believe in Father Christmas – Greg Lake
- Father Christmas – The Kinks
- A Christmas Duel – Cyndi Lauper
- Run Rudolph Run – Lemmy
- Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis – Tom Waits
- Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas – Scott Weiland