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Atomic Blonde (2017)

Directed by: The Uncredited Director of John Wick (David Leitch) Written by: The Guy Who Wrote 300 (Kurt Johnstad) Starring: For British Eyes Only (Charlize Theron), The Young Professor X (James McAvoy), Always Good to…

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It Comes at Night (2017)

Written and directed by Some Indie Filmmaker You’ve Never Heard of, But Your Film Buff Friends Say He’s The Next Big Thing (Trey Edward Shultz) Starring: That Dude Who Was in Loving? Wait, He Was…

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The Mummy (2017)

Co-authored by Betty Robertson. Directed and Partly Written by: A Guy With 36 Producing Credits, 24 Writing Credits, and 4 Directing Credits (Alex Kurtzman) Written by: Like Eight Different People, Including the Dude Who Wrote…

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Wonder Woman (2017)

Me, Circa 2005: Dear Diary, When I grow up I wanna be a superhero like Batman and Spiderman. Me, Circa 2017: DEAR DIARY, WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A SUPERHERO LIKE WONDER…

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Colossal (2017)

Final Rating: 8/10 Colossal is a lot of things and somehow, one of them is subtle. Gloria has been going through a rough patch that’s lasted roughly a year. After her boyfriend kicks her out…

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