FILM

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

Final Rating: 8/10 Directed by The Guy Who Did What We Do In The Shadows (Taika Waititi) Written by The Guy Who Wrote a Bunch of Marvel Shorts (Eric Pearson), A Guy Who Wrote a…

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Atomic Blonde (2017)

Directed by: The Uncredited Director of John Wick (David Leitch) Written by: The Guy Who Wrote 300 (Kurt Johnstad) Starring: For British Eyes Only (Charlize Theron), The Young Professor X (James McAvoy), Always Good to…

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It Comes at Night (2017)

Written and directed by Some Indie Filmmaker You’ve Never Heard of, But Your Film Buff Friends Say He’s The Next Big Thing (Trey Edward Shultz) Starring: That Dude Who Was in Loving? Wait, He Was…

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The Mummy (2017)

Co-authored by Betty Robertson. Directed and Partly Written by: A Guy With 36 Producing Credits, 24 Writing Credits, and 4 Directing Credits (Alex Kurtzman) Written by: Like Eight Different People, Including the Dude Who Wrote…

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Colossal (2017)

Final Rating: 8/10 Colossal is a lot of things and somehow, one of them is subtle. Gloria has been going through a rough patch that’s lasted roughly a year. After her boyfriend kicks her out…

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Patriots Day (2017)

Final Rating- 6/10 How do you talk critically about a film that deals with a real life tragedy that occurred only a few short years ago? Is it possible to say a film is unnecessary…

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Oasis: Supersonic (2016)

Wiktionary defines “supersonic” (\ˌsü-pər-ˈsä-nik\) as being greater than the speed of sound. Because really, who the $#@% quotes Webster’s any more? Come to think of it, the word’s meaning is never actually clarified in the…

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