Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
November 12, 2017
Final Rating: 8/10 Directed by The Guy Who Did What We Do In The Shadows (Taika Waititi) Written by The Guy Who Wrote a Bunch of Marvel Shorts (Eric Pearson), A Guy Who Wrote a…
Geostorm: Environmentalism for Dummies
October 22, 2017
Final Rating: 5/10 Right off the bat, I just want to say that I agree with the friend that I bribed into seeing this movie: the pitch for this thing was definitely a prank that…
Atomic Blonde (2017)
August 8, 2017
Directed by: The Uncredited Director of John Wick (David Leitch) Written by: The Guy Who Wrote 300 (Kurt Johnstad) Starring: For British Eyes Only (Charlize Theron), The Young Professor X (James McAvoy), Always Good to…
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
August 6, 2017
Written and Directed by The Dude Who Made The Fifth Element (Luc Besson) Starring: The Green Goblin From the Failed Spider-Man Franchise (Dane Dehaan), The Villain With the Weird Shimmy From Suicide Squad (Cara Delevigne),…
It Comes at Night (2017)
June 20, 2017
Written and directed by Some Indie Filmmaker You’ve Never Heard of, But Your Film Buff Friends Say He’s The Next Big Thing (Trey Edward Shultz) Starring: That Dude Who Was in Loving? Wait, He Was…
The Mummy (2017)
June 19, 2017
Co-authored by Betty Robertson. Directed and Partly Written by: A Guy With 36 Producing Credits, 24 Writing Credits, and 4 Directing Credits (Alex Kurtzman) Written by: Like Eight Different People, Including the Dude Who Wrote…
Colossal (2017)
April 27, 2017
Final Rating: 8/10 Colossal is a lot of things and somehow, one of them is subtle. Gloria has been going through a rough patch that’s lasted roughly a year. After her boyfriend kicks her out…
Patriots Day (2017)
January 13, 2017
Final Rating- 6/10 How do you talk critically about a film that deals with a real life tragedy that occurred only a few short years ago? Is it possible to say a film is unnecessary…
Oasis: Supersonic (2016)
October 30, 2016
Wiktionary defines “supersonic” (\ˌsü-pər-ˈsä-nik\) as being greater than the speed of sound. Because really, who the $#@% quotes Webster’s any more? Come to think of it, the word’s meaning is never actually clarified in the…