Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
November 12, 2017
Final Rating: 8/10 Directed by The Guy Who Did What We Do In The Shadows (Taika Waititi) Written by The Guy Who Wrote a Bunch of Marvel Shorts (Eric Pearson), A Guy Who Wrote a…
Atomic Blonde (2017)
August 8, 2017
Directed by: The Uncredited Director of John Wick (David Leitch) Written by: The Guy Who Wrote 300 (Kurt Johnstad) Starring: For British Eyes Only (Charlize Theron), The Young Professor X (James McAvoy), Always Good to…
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
August 6, 2017
Written and Directed by The Dude Who Made The Fifth Element (Luc Besson) Starring: The Green Goblin From the Failed Spider-Man Franchise (Dane Dehaan), The Villain With the Weird Shimmy From Suicide Squad (Cara Delevigne),…
It Comes at Night (2017)
June 20, 2017
Written and directed by Some Indie Filmmaker You’ve Never Heard of, But Your Film Buff Friends Say He’s The Next Big Thing (Trey Edward Shultz) Starring: That Dude Who Was in Loving? Wait, He Was…
Ghost in the Shell (2017)
April 6, 2017
Final Rating: Rating: 6/10 Directed by That Guy Who Cheated On His Wife With Kristen Stewart (Rupert Sanders). Written by Two Dudes With Movies You Haven’t Heard of (Jamie Moss and William Wheeler), and The…