Geostorm: Environmentalism for Dummies
October 22, 2017
Final Rating: 5/10 Right off the bat, I just want to say that I agree with the friend that I bribed into seeing this movie: the pitch for this thing was definitely a prank that…
The Mummy (2017)
June 19, 2017
Co-authored by Betty Robertson. Directed and Partly Written by: A Guy With 36 Producing Credits, 24 Writing Credits, and 4 Directing Credits (Alex Kurtzman) Written by: Like Eight Different People, Including the Dude Who Wrote…
Wonder Woman (2017)
June 10, 2017
Me, Circa 2005: Dear Diary, When I grow up I wanna be a superhero like Batman and Spiderman. Me, Circa 2017: DEAR DIARY, WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A SUPERHERO LIKE WONDER…
Colossal (2017)
April 27, 2017
Final Rating: 8/10 Colossal is a lot of things and somehow, one of them is subtle. Gloria has been going through a rough patch that’s lasted roughly a year. After her boyfriend kicks her out…
Disclaimer: This review is generally spoiler-free. However, Beauty and the Beast (2017) is so heavily intertwined with Beauty and the Beast (1991) that I cannot talk about one without the other. Also: Beauty and the…
Time to Unpack: Oscars 2017
March 2, 2017
The Oscars are kind of like when you come back from vacation, you fall into bed and you just leave your giant-ass suitcase in the hallway. Then the next day you have to unpack it…